A Wild Knight of Flowers: Perv or Paladin, Book 1
Karevik Andrew
Today is the day that I, Luciano Fjorborn, First
Paladin of Berella, go out into Yurnip County to push back the forces
of darkness with a few vigorous thrusts of my mighty lance! Who’s
Berella? Why, she’s the goddess of love, tenderness and hot rumpy-pumpy,
of course! As her loyal servant, it is my mission to go out of my
cloister and show the world Berella’s divine love. Repeatedly. And in
multiple positions!
But it’s a cruel world out there, especially
for a Paladin who doesn’t believe in violence (unless it’s consensual
and proper headgear is involved.) So I’m going to need as many hands on
deck to ensure we can get the job done properly! No, wait, I said,
‘Deck. Deck!’
Come on, don’t call me a perv! I’m a holy warrior
from a totally legit religion! Just give me a chance to show you
Berella’s glory! No! Not like that! Officer, wait, let me explain!
Your Diplomacy skill has failed! Next time, try opening with a compliment on her hair, you weirdo.
Content
warning: Profanity? Check. Intimate relationships with scenes hot
enough to cook a turkey? Check. Good and bad jokes? Check, please!
Finally, an ecumenical sexy comedy that’ll be fun, unless you’re an old
fogy.
Paladin of Berella, go out into Yurnip County to push back the forces
of darkness with a few vigorous thrusts of my mighty lance! Who’s
Berella? Why, she’s the goddess of love, tenderness and hot rumpy-pumpy,
of course! As her loyal servant, it is my mission to go out of my
cloister and show the world Berella’s divine love. Repeatedly. And in
multiple positions!
But it’s a cruel world out there, especially
for a Paladin who doesn’t believe in violence (unless it’s consensual
and proper headgear is involved.) So I’m going to need as many hands on
deck to ensure we can get the job done properly! No, wait, I said,
‘Deck. Deck!’
Come on, don’t call me a perv! I’m a holy warrior
from a totally legit religion! Just give me a chance to show you
Berella’s glory! No! Not like that! Officer, wait, let me explain!
Your Diplomacy skill has failed! Next time, try opening with a compliment on her hair, you weirdo.
Content
warning: Profanity? Check. Intimate relationships with scenes hot
enough to cook a turkey? Check. Good and bad jokes? Check, please!
Finally, an ecumenical sexy comedy that’ll be fun, unless you’re an old
fogy.
კატეგორია:
ტომი:
1
წელი:
2021
გამომცემლობა:
LitRPG Freaks
ენა:
english
გვერდები:
507
სერია:
Perv or Paladin / Perilous Pursuits
ფაილი:
EPUB, 481 KB
IPFS:
,
english, 2021
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